Recently, in a large city in Australia, a poster featuring a young, thin and tan woman appeared in the window of a gym.
It said, "This summer, do you want to be a mermaid or a whale?"
A middle-aged woman, whose physical characteristics did not match those of the woman on the poster, responded publicly to the question posed by the gym.
To Whom It May Concern,
They have an active sex life, get pregnant and have adorable baby whales.
They have a wonderful time with dolphins stuffing themselves with shrimp.
They play and swim in the seas, seeing wonderful places like Patagonia, the Bering Sea and the coral reefs of Polynesia .
Whales are wonderful singers and have even recorded CDs.
They are incredible creatures and have virtually no predators other than humans.
They are loved, protected and admired by almost everyone in the world.
If they did exist, they would be lining up outside the offices of psychoanalysts due to identity crisis. Fish or human?
They don't have a sex life because they kill men who get close to them. Not to mention, how could they have sex? Just look at them ... where is IT?
Therefore, they don't have kids either. Plus, who wants to get close to a girl who smells like a fish store?
The choice is perfectly clear to me:
I want to be a whale.
P..S. We are in an age when media puts into our heads the idea that only skinny people are beautiful, but I prefer to enjoy an ice cream with my kids, a good dinner with a man who makes me shiver, and a piece of chocolate with my friends.
With time, we gain weight because we accumulate so much information and wisdom in our heads that when there is no more room, it distributes out to the rest of our bodies.
So we aren't heavy. We are enormously cultured, educated and happy.
Beginning today, when I look at my butt in the mirror I will think, ¨Good grief, look how smart I am!¨
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So true - I have a cd of whales in my collection!!!
Have been enjoying your posts and chuckling.
I stopped buying 'women's' magazines, going anywhere where there is pressure to 'be thin', or be around women who ooze a feeling that you have to have 'the man, the kids, a size 10 ... etc'.
And since I gave up all that nonsense I feel ok. It's not men who make a woman feel fat it's women. (Oh and the media of course - the biggest culprits.)
I prefer to be around beautiful, intelligent, talented and dynamic women ... as you know lol
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